Godismystrength

manga7:

THE LITTLE HAND CLAP LMFAOO !!

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

imsirius:

"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

capwidows:

HE DID IT

capwidows:

HE DID IT