Godismystrength

Beyoncè performs onstage during the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 24, 2014 in Inglewood, California

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

thesoftestbunny:

Those moose are freaking me out.

thesoftestbunny:

Those moose are freaking me out.

gravityeye:

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.

rawhumor:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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Happy 31st birthday, Andrew Russel Garfield! x

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

manga7:

THE LITTLE HAND CLAP LMFAOO !!

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this